UTV JOKES/COMEDY

UTV JOKES : Lit Jokes πŸ˜

1. Since I was born n now I am getting old I have never seen an Albino Solider…Brother’s and sister’s have u seen?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2. Imagine marrying an old woman for her money and you die first.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 3. Good evening everyone 🎀🎀🎀🎀Please have you ever been Chase by tolotoloπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒI swear that […]

UTV JOKES : Kill That Boredom Now πŸ˜‚

1. Most guys prefer slim ladies,They are easy to hide them under the bed in case of emergency.πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° 2. *Wetin Person No Go See for Police Station,* *Suspect Dey Copy Another Suspect* *Statement*😭😭😭.. Please I Want to Leave this Country 3. Dear smokers, 🚬The kidney you’re damaging with cigarettes, why […]

UTV JOKES : Take This As BreakfastπŸ˜‚

1. *Guys and their formats. He will be like, that Chair is not good enough. Come and sit on the bed my sister.* My dear just open door and gallop.πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€βš•οΈ 2. *Kissing your Husband while he is asleep is one of the best gestures of love; but African women search […]

UTV JOKES : TIPS OF THE DAY πŸ˜‚

1. Have you ever trekked so much That your shadow left you and enteredKekeπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2. Me::please give me garri🍚Tope::i can’t my mummy has counted itπŸ™„Me:Ahh😱😱😱😱 3. one girl beg mate for troski inside say her money no dey reach for the fare, wey the mate consider am. after 10mins later […]

UTV JOKES : Make Your Day With This

Me::please give me garri🍚Tope::i can’t my mummy has counted itπŸ™„Me:Ahh😱😱😱😱 Have you ever trekked so much That your shadow left you and enteredKekeπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Wickedness is when u know that u will not marry her but u dated herFor 5years, bro even if you make heaven U will not see GodπŸ‘Œ […]

UTV JOKES : Take Your Time And Laff πŸ˜‚

*No man is as humble like a man who is asking for a lady’s number in public.**He will just be sounding low like a new generator* πŸ’€πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή *You think you’re miserable when your boo sends u a text saying β€œit’s over between us” until u receive another one saying, β€œSorry, […]