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1. So u lap your younger sister for bus and ur dick is rising πππππππππoloshiπ
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2. Just when a yahoo boy use u and u run mad,,,,. then u came across another Yahoo boy dah need mad person and den use u againππππππππ
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3. That’s how one girl text me “i” on Facebook and i reply “j” and she block meπππ I thought we are reading ABCπππ
4. I told my mom dat George Floyd is dead and she was like “why won’t he die when you are busy pressing phone” πππππππ
5. As a lady, after robbers were done robbing me, they said me, I must twerk to show dem am not angry πππ€ππ€πππ€πππ
6. When school resume, lecturers will b lyk “where did we stop?
Me::: Stop kini? Alaye start again jhoor πππ
7. Last year, I started my fish pond business with one fishπ and am proud to tell you all dat I’ve eaten the fish thank youπππ
8. Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall so He can hear u shout “JESUS” since you ave refuse to pray since last three years πππππ
9. She is telling you her Rape story and ur Dick is standing,. is it standing for justice or what? π€£πππππ€£ππππππ
10. Pls if u cannot toast just rest… which one is “Baby I want us to be boys and girls” .ππππ
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11. If you like drop girls in front of their house, dey will still collect transport fare π€£ππππππ
12. So my gf blocked me with d phone I bought for her π΅π©ππ¨
13. Did you remember i told you I fell in love beforeπ see I don stand up πΆ I’m even on my way home…
thank you π€π€π€π€π€
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