UTV JOKES : Real Comedians

Real comediansπŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

1. So u lap your younger sister for bus and ur dick is rising πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘oloshiπŸ™…πŸ˜πŸ˜€

2. Just when a yahoo boy use u and u run mad,,,,. then u came across another Yahoo boy dah need mad person and den use u againπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘

#####party_after_party#####πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. That’s how one girl text me “i” on Facebook and i reply “j” and she block me😁😁😁 I thought we are reading ABCπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. I told my mom dat George Floyd is dead and she was like “why won’t he die when you are busy pressing phone” πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

5. As a lady, after robbers were done robbing me, they said me, I must twerk to show dem am not angry 😭😭😀😭😀😭😭😀😭😭😭

6. When school resume, lecturers will b lyk “where did we stop?
Me::: Stop kini? Alaye start again jhoor πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

7. Last year, I started my fish pond business with one fish🐟 and am proud to tell you all dat I’ve eaten the fish thank youπŸƒπŸ˜πŸ˜

8. Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall so He can hear u shout “JESUS” since you ave refuse to pray since last three years πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜

9. She is telling you her Rape story and ur Dick is standing,. is it standing for justice or what? πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜„πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. Pls if u cannot toast just rest… which one is “Baby I want us to be boys and girls” .πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„

11. If you like drop girls in front of their house, dey will still collect transport fare πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸƒπŸƒ

12. So my gf blocked me with d phone I bought for her 😡😩😟😨

13. Did you remember i told you I fell in love beforeπŸ’“ see I don stand up 🚢 I’m even on my way home…

thank you 😀😀😀😀😀

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