UTV JOKES : Lovely Jokes

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LOVELY JOKES (LJ) πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

1. My wife saw one blue pant under our pillow,,,,,,,
Last week it was yellow,,,,,,I don’t know why village people don’t want me to enjoy this marriage πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

2. Born in a CAR and DIE outside is called
CARBON-DIOXIDE
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3. People who drink pap or custard without sugar are the ones DAT will tell you β€œ E no far make we trek am”
Till you faint & die on d way πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

4. All these girls liking my jokes….
Your wig no go fall for church!!🚢🚢
Say AMEN πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. I Would have traveled out of Nigeria a long time
ago
But I never see person wey go lap me
inside the plane πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

6. Going to the toilet without
Your phone and continue reading my jokes πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
Is a sign of
Immaturity πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

7. Apart from guys that do put on socks and those guys that holds bottle water,,,,,,,,,
Which set of people do u know that always behave as if they have make it in life??? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. When they finished robbing me
They now told me to twerk just to show that I’m not angry πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

9. I was dreaming my girlfriend wanted 2 kiss me,,,,,,,
That was when I kissed a naked wire near my bed πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. Oya,,,,, Appreciate my post with your reactions and comments 😘😘😘

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