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LOVELY JOKES (LJ) ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π€£
1. My wife saw one blue pant under our pillow,,,,,,,
Last week it was yellow,,,,,,I don’t know why village people don’t want me to enjoy this marriage ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£
2. Born in a CAR and DIE outside is called
CARBON-DIOXIDE
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3. People who drink pap or custard without sugar are the ones DAT will tell you β E no far make we trek amβ
Till you faint & die on d way ππ€£ππ€£π€£π€£π€£
4. All these girls liking my jokes….
Your wig no go fall for church!!πΆπΆ
Say AMEN ππ€£ππ€£ππππ
5. I Would have traveled out of Nigeria a long time
ago
But I never see person wey go lap me
inside the plane ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
6. Going to the toilet without
Your phone and continue reading my jokes π€¦ββοΈ
Is a sign of
Immaturity ππ€£ππ€£π€£ππ€£π€£
7. Apart from guys that do put on socks and those guys that holds bottle water,,,,,,,,,
Which set of people do u know that always behave as if they have make it in life??? ππ€£ππ€£ππππ
8. When they finished robbing me
They now told me to twerk just to show that I’m not angry ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
9. I was dreaming my girlfriend wanted 2 kiss me,,,,,,,
That was when I kissed a naked wire near my bed ππ€£ππ€£πππ
10. Oya,,,,, Appreciate my post with your reactions and comments πππ
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