UTV JOKES : LAUGH OUT LOUD AND URINATE ON URSELF ABEG

* LAUGH OUT LOUD AND URINATE ON URSELF ABEGπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1. When someone’s owing you money ,you can only see them whenever they want you to see them .* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. *You’ve used sanitizer 20 times today but you’ve not had your bath. Continue minister of Covid Dirty πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. *Ladies imagine walking into heaven and the Kids you aborted shouts *Angel Gabriel…!! nah she be that…

*Hell fire straight* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. Who else noticed that is only when you are angry that door handle grab your clothe.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. Welcome to Nigeria , where your neighbours would see all the cars that dropped you at home. But won’t see your clothes when it starts raining πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

6. FREE LECTURE
Dating a rich man doesn’t make you rich my sister. A break up can send you right back to default settings πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. *If you finish your Education without learning handwork in Nigeria. You will understand why Nigeria Anthems end with *so help me God.* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. It’s when you start paying house rent you will know that January to December is like morning to evening πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. We are really loosing our culture, I saw a guy washing hand after eating AKARA instead of rubbing the hands on his head πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. Life is too short to be acting matured
Happiness Is free
Hypertension is real πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

11. Stop blaming alcohol influence when
you hit your wife.Why didn’t the alcohol lead
you to Army barracks to go slap a soldier?
I hate nonsense!!!
12. But wait ohh
who even tell Nigerian say them must sell roasted 🌽 🌽 corn near gutter
13. No school. No career. No job. No talent. Just iPhone 6 +, 2 tattoos and 2 leggings. Yet you want a guy to love you for who you are?

You know what! You don’t need Jesus alone. You need Jesus… Moses…, Peter…,John…and all of his disciples…even you might also need Judas Iscariot. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You will be a wicked person, if after reading all these , you won’t hug me
πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

πŸ‘‰ Chapochua is my name πŸ‘ˆ

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