UTV JOKES : Funny Jokes For You To Laugh

Funny jokes for you to laughπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1.That was how I was watching a horror movie today and the kitchen door just opened by itself… To cut the long story short, I have left the house for them🀷🀷

2.Imagine me holding the judgment book when do you think you are going to?.😭😭

3.Do You Know PREGNANCY Takes 9 Months, Because It Has 9 Letters.

Pls I Didn’t Say That You Should Start Counting…πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ™

4.Nowadays when I walk past gutters I peep to see if their is any upcoming artiste, since they all claimed they started from the gutter.😎😎

5.If you are asked to choose between “5million” and “sense” which one will you choose?🀑😴😴😰

6.You sucked your mom’s br3ast for 2 years and you haven’t done anything tangible for her. You suck your girlfriend’s own for just 2 days and you bought her iPhone 11 pro. Brother close your eyes let’s pray because sense is far from you🚻

7.Benefit Boys dey smoke weed inside class Principal say make them leave am say na high school.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8.Benefit Boys do 50k for best twerker among female teachers. Na C.R.K teacher win am. Face with tears of joy.πŸ˜₯πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

9.Owerri boys will be like… “My name is Romanus Ikechukwu Peter” but my friends call me R.I.P… father lord…πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†

10.Perfume is not meant for everybody… Some girls, when their body odour mix with the perfume.. they start smelling like 4 weeks fufu..😷😷😷

11.Some people will be forming big girl and big boy… And their birthday date is on children’s day… Who are you now deceiving?..πŸ™…πŸ’πŸ€·πŸ€·πŸ€·πŸ€·

12.When a Nigerian girl is saying that she wants a handsome man… She is not talking about the looks rather she is talking about a hand that has some.. you know what I mean..🌟🌟🌟🌟

13. Bread is the only polygamous food that I know… Bread and tea, bread and butter, bread and beans, bread and egg… Add yours..
Mine: bread and yam πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. I bought a bag of rice 22,000 naira and you are telling me not to use the sack to sew cloth… It’s like your sense is paining you o..πŸ‘‚πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’€

14.I fainted in front of chicken republic and they are pouring water on me… If I wanted water, won’t I go and faint in front of pure water factory?… Wicked people..😈😈

15. Why are people just too afraid of snakes… The innocent animal just wants to kill you… Nothing much.. Don’t be stingy with your life my sister πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

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