UTV JOKES : Oya Time To Ease Up Stress And Laf Small

Oya Time To Ease Up Stress And Laf Small πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

1. When you don’t have money, πŸ’²πŸ’²anything you say in a family meeting, sounds like you are causing confusion πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

2. All these girls πŸ™ŽπŸ™Ž with small breast that are wearing braπŸ‘™ what are u trying to hold? πŸ€”πŸ€”… Your heart or your feelings?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. We are fighting normal fight and you are carrying stone πŸ™„πŸ™„ for what na… You want to kill me🀨🀨

4. See life weh God himself take time and energy create…. Then u say the life no balan balance 🀨🀨 oshey Mr ArchitectπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ I see you.

5. You want to make mama proud… But na you don use postinor kill all her grandchildren 🚢🚢

6. All these ladies respect us oh…coz we carry our children for our balls all our life.. But only nine months u carry your own, u no go let person hear word…πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ lazy creatures 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢.

7. I entered a bus today and a man of God stood up and started preaching “prepare to meet God”πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ to cut the long story short.. I quietly came down… I hate rough play πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜.

8. You left your ex because he asked you for sex… And you are coming to date meπŸ˜•πŸ˜• you have seen me that dont have penis na πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

9. Cockroach is afraid of rat. Rat is afraid of cat. Cat is afraid of dog. Dog is afraid of man. Man is afraid of woman. Woman now is afraid of cockroach..🀯🀯 abeg this na the cicle of what?

10. When NEPA man and NEPA woman are dating… That is called CURRENT AFFAIRS. 😎😎 Chai wisdom no go kill me.

11. Never trust anybody in this life… Ehen before I forget, did u know that there is no number 6😊😊.

12. My relationship is doing very well.. And am even thinking of opening another branch in Lagos😁😁😁

13. Nobody noticed that the fact Jesus spoke to 5000 people without mic🎀 alone was a miracle… Na only the food πŸ₯—πŸ₯— we notice.. Chai food.will not kill us oh.

14. If u think u have not seen frustration.. Try eating hot spaghetti 🍝 with rubber spoon.

15. Withcraft is when after reading this you refuse to react, comment and like my facebook page.

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