1. the kind of evil forest wey dey some girls’ armpit eeh we fit use am do dread😩😩😩😩😩.
2. I was owing Airtel 5k, I broke the Sim and bought another one, after registration I received a message, “you again”?
3. I was standing outside my house looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me (a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, “can a six year old girl get pregnant” and I said NO, the boy now said, “you see, I told you, oya lets go and continue.” what I will do yo them? (advice me in comment section)
4.Not All of us wakes up to see “I Love You” messages. Some of us wakes up and see “Battery Full Remove charger”.
5. I just heard someone blowing trumpet, I almost fainted 😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣.
6. the shortest conversation the world is inside public toilet, when you are shitting and someone opens the door
He will close the door 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7) Buying ❀ flowers for your Village girlfriend is not an issue. The problem is when I receive a message from her the next day saying “boo, the vegetables you bought me tasted somehow.”
8) yesterday in my street three girls raped a guy at our community libary today over 500 guys were found reading at that libary some are even reading on the roof, i dont know why i love reading lemme also go to the library and read🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️😏😏😏.
9. Nothing sweet me pass listening to someone lying to me when I already know the truth 🤣🤣🤣 I will be like udonmeanit🤔🤔🤔🤔.
10.my little cousin came back from abroad and as he was playing my video game, NEPA come collect light, he started crying Mum please help I think I’m blind, me I’m just laughing in Mozambique because when our area on their generators he will be deaf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
11. I think Davido is having eye problem, just imagine he said ♪when I look into your eye all I see is your waist♪ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 na waist go kill you dia😂😂😂😂😂.
12. imagine if bobrisky reach heaven gate the angel will be confused… The angel go be like Please I thought you were a boy, who dash you breast and other things🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
13. my brother you think you know maths? Just wait until a condoctor will tell u take N50 and give me N300 then I go balance you N80🤣🤣🤣.
14. lol…I went to one church like that and one girl was busy singing ohsingolo singolo praise the Lord instead of oh singer sing on praise the Lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
15) my friend invited me to his church and as the pastor was preaching he said say to your neighbour, “neighbour what happened to me will happen to you”, and one man like that with crutches and bandages all over his body smiled at me and said to me neighbour what happened to me will happen to you and I replied thunder fire you there🙄🙄🙄 what happened to you we happen to you again 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
16) see my brother you will never find a perfect woman, every girl has a demon, all you have to do is to pick one demon and be anointing her with your oil🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
17) imagine putting love portion in your crush’s food And rats ate the food and now start following you up and down😂😂😂😂.
18.death is when you are watching a football match with your dad and he says;
Dad: Man utd go win Chelsea ooo
You: look at this mumu, what do you know about football.
Boom you realise that it was your father.. na oyo be your case🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
19. only genius fit answer this
What is 15 cm long, the width is not that much ,it has different sizes, mainly guys give it to girls and girls love eat so much when it is big???
Where did your mind reach?? I was talking about money ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 corrupt generation.
20.when I knew that Nigeria education was over was when I heard my neighbor son singing “capital letter 1 and small letter 1, capital letter 2 and small letter 2. “.🤓🤔🤔😂
21.Are you feeling neglected or abandoned?Do you want your friends to always have you in their heart and constantly stay in touch? Borrow money from all of them and travel!!
22. This morning I was getting ready to go out and I put my hand into my trouser and found 2k and I was happy. I went out, two girls I knew came to meet me, rub my head and my pot belly small and I went home with just 150
23. My mum just introduced me to her friend’s daughter, saying we could be friends… Someone that is already my ex Mtcheeeeeeew🙄🚶😂
24. Simply because Dangote’s daughter cheated on me you are asking me to break up with her don’t u know love is abt forgiveness🙅😜😊😂😂
25. Since i borrowed N500 from MTN last month they keep sending me messages like “RECHARGE” with N200 and dial *395*6*0# and win 5 houses in london.♞♞
They think i don’t have sense..😂😂😂😂
26. Nigerians be like pls u get flashing credit? Ah just wan tell this guy make e no forget the package wey we discuss and that thing way e talk that time I no hear am well make e talk am again….
Shuuuu,for inside flashing? 🤔🙆😂
27.They said Dangote started his business with the $3000 his uncle gave him. My own problem is my uncle. If I flash him, he will flash back. If I send him “pls call me” he will text me back “”pls call me it’s urgent”” 😥😒😂
Nigerian Police and their wahala ehn..
28.. A police man went to suya joint and kept staring at a roasted chicken,the man selling the suya noticed this and asked the police man if he wanted some, the police man then replied “sharrap!” I’m arresting this chicken for immoral dressing😂😂.
29. They will stop you on the road and be like why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag Abi? Oya enter motor.
30. Ooh you want to read this post and plan to walk away like that??
My friend park well and comment 😂😂.
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