UTV JOKES : Abeg Laugh Small Jorhh

Abeg laugh small jorhhπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚…
1..I was driving benz in my dream last night… until my sister slap me to wake up and stop pushing the bed to the kitchen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜
2..I faint dis morning when a guy told me he is my friend on xender in fact I am still faintingπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜‚
3..I went to a yoruba restaurant and ordered for peppersoup….in fact to cut the story short I NEED A NEW TONGUE πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜
4…please give your life to Christ now o, is not when u see me in heaven, u will start to shout… “ojoro ojoro”….that one no concern uπŸ˜‘πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
5..remember growing up as a kid and u said “I want to be a pilot” 18 year’s later the only thing u can do relating to Airplane is FLIGHT MOOD on your phone πŸ“±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
6..No animal can run faster than a girl with make up when it’s Raining πŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
7..some girls set 18 digit password to their phone, but the password to under their legs is just SLIDE TO UNLOCKπŸ˜œπŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜
8..in every lady’s inbox their is always one guy that chat with himself, he says “hello” and reply himself “hi” tomorrow πŸ‘‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
9..They say money is the root of all evil but poverty is the complete tree they shud not come and be deceiving usπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
10…Who else noticed that squeezing maggi this day is like breaking the walls of jerichoπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
11…I THINK GARRI AND SUGAR SHOULD BE ADDED TO FIRST AID BOX THAT STUFF HAS BEEN SAVING LIFE SINCE 1961πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
12..D only time I am ever serious with my life is when I am counting de number of zero in money I want 2 transferπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
13..Battery full and you expect me to remove my phone from charger when there is still light? It’s like you don’t know we are in NigeriaπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
14…I remember the last time I had a break up i was looking for my shoe in the fridge
15…The way I’m broke now. I’m thinking of selling our dog i will do the barking at nightπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
It took me 2 hours to compose this jokes just to make you laugh😜😜 so please do not scrow down without commenting the number that made you laugh…😁

Categories: UTV JOKES/COMEDY

Tagged as:

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s