UTV JOKES : Another Banger

#πŸ˜‚βœˆπŸ™ƒ Anoda Banger🀣🀣🀣
August is all abt me..😳😳😍
Here is my Gift for u all..😍😜
πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž
1. *krrrr* *krrrr* dat sounds ATM machine makes..πŸ˜—..😝its better than hearing *Will u marry me*?..πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


2. U got Admission, u post it
U are going to lecture room u post it, u ar about to write exam ,,u post it now result comes we don’t hear anything from you again… Did they seize ur result??πŸ™ƒπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£


3. One girl in my area told me she has changed her name from Tolani Adegoke to Chioma Adeleke….and I prophesied “Even the Tyre of Porsche u will not see not to talk of the car..🀣🀣🀣🀣


4. At my age I don’t know how to Swim and am very happy with it” Or av u ever see a fish🐟 that walk on land b4??🚢🚢🚢..πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚


5. My pastor prophesied ” I shall move from Grace to Glory***Meanwhile the name of my Girlfriend is Grace and my pastor beautiful daughter is Gloria ..*is God not wonderful?😜😜😍😍


6. barbers will use powder to deceive u, making u look like Chris Brown but once u go home and shower !!BOOM u are back to Emmanuella..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­


7. When God created Africans “he created us differently but when he got to China “God did it **Copy paste *Copy paste..πŸšΏπŸ˜‚πŸ˜


8. How many of us has gone to a naming ceremony, Eat till we satisfied den get home and forget the baby’s name…?πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–


9. Some men can be stingy..
Imagine..😞😞😞
Her;- Am pregnant give me the money for Abortion?
Him:- How much?
Her:- Just 60k
Him:- born the baby, I will kill him myself..βœ‹βœ‹βœ‹πŸ˜±


10. Witchcraft is wen u jejely sleep in ur bedroom at nite and only for u to wake up in the next day and u found urself in the market..πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†


11. She posted no one can taken wat God has given to me and I asked *Where’s ur virginity?? She blocked me.πŸ˜’πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜


12. My girlfriend caught me with another girl… Now she’s boiling water…I think she wanna makes Tea for us..😩😳😳😳


13. I just heard dat TRAILER crushed my Ex….This life is tough ooo I hope nothing wrong with the TRAILER? πŸšΆβœ‹πŸ˜±πŸ˜±


14. Chioma cooked delicious food for Davido and he was impressed den she buy her Porsche car , U Cook food for ur boyfriend, he regained Energy and kill u on bed.πŸ˜žπŸ˜–πŸ˜–


15. Dating a married man is not a problem keep it up…until u see ur contact saved as * Engine Oil”..πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


16. When I thought I had seen it all den BOOM Slay Queen using gloves to eat EBA..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


17. No one feel sad than a person enter a boutique and see his exact salary written on a shirt as its own price..😒😒
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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