1. I knew Nigeria was in trouble wen they steal a white goat n dye it to black. But still if d owner sees it, he will be like “this is my goat cos I know hw it use to smile”🙆🙆😂
2. A jealous gf will be lyk “I called u last night and I was hearing d voice of a naked woman” chios🙆🙆
3. Ur bf that u re so much in love wit doesn’t even know d difference between EFFECT and AFFECT ask him🙆🙆
4. I can’t marry a girl with child because no football game start with 1:0, Its all start with 0:0 (I come in peace). 😂😂😂
5. Dating a man who doesn’t play snooker is a blessing;
that game teaches men on how to focus on plenty holes using one stick.😣🙄🙄🙄
6. Confusion is when you are in the bathroom and you don’t know whether you should bathe before you take a shit or after. If you’ve experienced it, you’ll know.🤔🤔🤔🤔
7. No matter how beautiful your wedding decorations appear to be, it will still make no sense to people who did not eat🤣🤣🤣🤷🤷
8. Women can’t stop to be funny… Imagine just a drop, very small drop ooh, she will make noise for 9 months.. What of we the guys that carry the full tank of it everywhere?🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶😅😅😅😅
9. Go and give your tailor your clothes now if you really want to wear them in December. I repeat, go now oo!!💁💁💁💁🚶🚶🚶
10 He is angry with you don’t beg him my dear, remove your cloth and sleep naked no man sleep’s angry beside a naked woman🚶🚶
11. Who else noticed that Nigerian guys don’t allow their friends to date their sisters Why is it like that biko?
12. I want to CHANGE my Facebook name To DEATH so when I click WAVE in Messenger, Facebook will be like, DEATH is Waving At YOU🖐️🤣🤣
13. The person whose drew the map of the world where was he standing?!!!!
14. I Heard dat dey are kidnapping celebrites , God pls save me ooo
15. Shey i told u people dat i fell in love, I don stand up oo, infact am on my way home
16. Only when data finish in your phone, that is when you will remember that you have candy crush, dream league, Grandtheft and other games in your phone.
some people will even open their phone setting and start doing engineering😂😂😂😂
17. THIS EMOJI 😷KNEW THAT CORONA VIRUS IS COMING AND DIDN’T TELL US
Categories: UTV JOKES/COMEDY