1. How many of you have noticed that rice and beans cooked with red oil is sweeter than beans and rice cooked with palm oil?😎😳🤦
2. *On my wedding day,,,,I would surprise people,,,,*
*Venue : Lagos state*
*Reception : Nasarawa*
*I can not come and feed the nation*🤣🤣🤣🤣
3. *She asks you for money and you complain that she loves money, she decides not to ask you anymore and you say she has another boyfriend* My brother what really is the matter?
😏 Words 😏
4. *When we video chat with friends on phone, we call it technology but when our people in the village use a mirror to see us in the village, we call it witchery.*
It’s about time we value and patronize our African products too.
5. I remember my fiance once found out about my girlfriend and wanted to tell my wife😭😭😭
6. *Marry her before she graduates so that ur surname will appear on that degree*😨
7. Being in a relationship is good, marrying right is lovely but please stop making the single ladies feel less human. Honestly I am happy that you are married but please I want you to know that your destiny does not end in marriage.
A single lady fulfilling destiny in a grand style that has not written marriage off is much more better than a married woman that has nothing to show except ‘I am Mrs..’ Don’t be a liability, don’t become a beggar.
The era that women are liabilities has passed. Women are now assets. If you are still a liability while single or married, then you really need to update yourself. Dignity must and would be restored to womanhood.
8. *Nigerians will buy a new phone, throw away instruction book and then start asking how it operates.*💔😂😂😂😂
9. *YOU SEE SAY I JUST DEY COME BACK FROM WORK YOU DEY ASK IF I DON COME???* 🤷🏼♂️
*NOOOOOO I COME CHECK IF I DEY HOUSE🙄*
10. *She didn’t steal your boyfriend. Your boyfriend chose her over you. My sister wake up!*💔😂😂😂
11. *As cold as the weather is someone right now is taking off their clothes to put on a condom*🤧🤧
😏 Words 😏
12. *No man is as humble like a man who is asking for a lady’s number in public.*
*He will just be sounding low like a new generator* 💀😹😹😹
Categories: UTV JOKES/COMEDY