1. *Marry her before she graduates so that ur surname will appear on that degree*😨

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2. How many of you have noticed that rice and beans cooked with red oil is sweeter than beans and rice cooked with palm oil?😎😳🤦

3. *She asks you for money and you complain that she loves money, she decides not to ask you anymore and you say she has another boyfriend* My brother what really is the matter?

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4. I remember my fiance once found out about my girlfriend and wanted to tell my wife😭😭😭

5. *On my wedding day,,,,I would surprise people,,,,*
*Venue : Lagos state*
*Reception : Nasarawa*
*I can not come and feed the nation*🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. *As cold as the weather is someone right now is taking off their clothes to put on a condom*🤧🤧

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7. *YOU SEE SAY I JUST DEY COME BACK FROM WORK YOU DEY ASK IF I DON COME???* 🤷🏼‍♂️
*NOOOOOO I COME CHECK IF I DEY HOUSE🙄*

8. *Nigerians will buy a new phone, throw away instruction book and then start asking how it operates.*💔😂😂😂😂

9. *She didn’t steal your boyfriend. Your boyfriend chose her over you. My sister wake up!*💔😂😂😂

10. *Difference between Bathroom and Baffroom.*

*In bathroom you can take cute selfies, but in baffroom if your soap fall just 4get it.*🤣

11. *When we video chat with friends on phone, we call it technology but when our people in the village use a mirror to see us in the village, we call it witchery.*
It’s about time we value and patronize our African products too.😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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