UTV JOKES : Early Memes πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜

1.Jeans has this trick of looking dirty when you want to wear them ,and looking clean when you want to wash themπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. When a baby with no teeth bite your breast you slap him hard but when that idiot with 32 teeth bite you.You tell him baby continue. My sister God is watching youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. When your mom says don’t marry that girl my brother don’t insist. Witches know each other. This wisdom is on another level.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. Sleeping broke is a very big risk, what if things change and a wake up fee is required.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. One Day Success Will Bring Back All Your Friends Who Left You During Time Of Struggle, Definitely Not As Friends But As Fans πŸ˜‚

6. First sign of a stingy boyfriend is good English , run my sister run.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. DEPRESSION is for people who have money. Not you, my friend! You’re just suffering from anger mixed with hunger.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. It disturbs me a lot when you guys say that ladies with fallen breasts are not good for dating. My brother! Can you stand for 30 years without sitting down πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. If you use money to attract women, you’d better always have it. Because if it runs out, she will too.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. In Africa after locking your door with a key ,you must forcefully try to open it without a key just to be sure its locked. We don’t trust anything here in Africa.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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