UTV JOKES : Breakfast Memes

1. Anytime am the only person in a taxi and the driver can’t find any passenger till I reach my destination….I start to think that the driver might see me as bad luck
😩😩😩
Me and this my crazy research
😫

2. *Mention that friend who will never respect you, even if you become the President Of Nigeria!* 😂😂

3. *Calling someone “ugly” is quite rude. Instead of that, you can just say “You are not physically convincing”.*

If you experience, you know.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4. Are u looking for a job that could pay 100k a week?
Are u looking for the final solution to all ur Financial
problems? ..
Are u seriously thinking of the solution to all these
problems?
Then my brother and sister keep thinking … and wen u find
a solution abeg DM me…… I need ur help….😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. *Even if your bae is dark👩🏿‍🦱, just post her……*
*We will increase our phone brightness…📱*


Am I communicating to someone❓😂🤣😂🤣
🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😝😝

6. A female maths teacher asked her class:
I had 3 children with James.
I had 2 kids with John.
I had 5 kids with Mark .
In total it makes 10 children isn’t it?
Yes, answered the class.
What operation did I do to find the answer ???
Kojo raises his little fingers and says: PROSTITUTION😂🤣

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