1. *Even if you offend me i will still come to ur party, afterall it’s you who offended me not the jollof rice 😀😁😁😁*

2. If u want to buy roasted corn and its not sold beside gutter, don’t buy it.
Its fake oo.😩😩

3. Good evening everyone 🎤🎤🎤🎤
Please have you ever been Chase by tolotolo🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
I swear that animal na cultist😪😪😪😪😪

4. U dey shout say her Breast don fall,if nah U Stand since 20years, U nor go Sit-down??? 🙄🙄
Abeg Make i go Eat 🚶

5. The English i speak with you is the English that looks like you.
Don’t correct me pls, I know exactly what I am doing.
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6. Don’t pay for a girl school fees hoping to marry her in the future. If you don’t have what to do with money, then feed the poor😂😂😂😂

7. *Nowadays most ladies have two boyfriends. Minister of Finance and a Minister of Home and Affairs.*😌😌

8. *Please stop sleeping in public bus*
*A lady who was sleeping besides me just shouted Please use condom😂😂😂*
Imagine the shame

9. *Do you know a real man doesn’t beat his woman, he lays her on bed and discipline her well with his natural cane and the woman settles down for nine good months.*

Watch what happens at the maternity room.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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10. *When a Boyfriend goes to university there’s still hope. But when the Girlfriend goes, my brother move on it’s over.*

Only the legends will understand this.
😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
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