UTV JOKES : Sunday Memes πŸ˜

1. *Even if you offend me i will still come to ur party, afterall it’s you who offended me not the jollof rice πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜*

2. If u want to buy roasted corn and its not sold beside gutter, don’t buy it.
Its fake oo.😩😩

3. Good evening everyone 🎀🎀🎀🎀
Please have you ever been Chase by tolotoloπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
I swear that animal na cultistπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

4. U dey shout say her Breast don fall,if nah U Stand since 20years, U nor go Sit-down??? πŸ™„πŸ™„
Abeg Make i go Eat 🚢

5. The English i speak with you is the English that looks like you.
Don’t correct me pls, I know exactly what I am doing.
πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

6. Don’t pay for a girl school fees hoping to marry her in the future. If you don’t have what to do with money, then feed the poorπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. *Nowadays most ladies have two boyfriends. Minister of Finance and a Minister of Home and Affairs.*😌😌

8. *Please stop sleeping in public bus*
*A lady who was sleeping besides me just shouted Please use condomπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚*
Imagine the shame

9. *Do you know a real man doesn’t beat his woman, he lays her on bed and discipline her well with his natural cane and the woman settles down for nine good months.*

Watch what happens at the maternity room.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€βš•οΈ

10. *When a Boyfriend goes to university there’s still hope. But when the Girlfriend goes, my brother move on it’s over.*

Only the legends will understand this.
πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯
πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€βš•οΈ

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