
1. Naija girls will do sex chat & still ask for abortion moneyπ°π΄π΅πΆπΈ nawa oh!π€£π€£
Make I no mention namesπΆπΎπΆπΎπΆπΎπΆπΎ
2. *Madam please stop lying* *on the bed like a* *log of wood. Give oga* *doggy and cow girl with* *good moaning and* *screaming let your* *neighbor see you in* *the morning and* *smile because your* *moaning was fantasticπ€ͺπ€ͺ.* πππππππππππππ
It’s freaky fridayππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»
3. *Do you know that when the FUCK is sweet, the two breast will clap for u, mostly when you go through the back door*
*freaky Friday thing* ππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππ»ββοΈπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
4. Man offers drink to a woman.
Woman: No thanks, I don’t take whisky. it’s bad for my legs!
Man: legs? Thats strange, do they swell or hurt?
Woman: No, they open easily!!!π
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5. HER: Hey baby today is cold π₯Ά
ME: Open the Bible search for the chapter of the burning bush and sit besides Moses ππΉπ
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