UTV JOKES : Launch Jokes πŸ˜‚

1. Naija girls will do sex chat & still ask for abortion moneyπŸ’°πŸ’΄πŸ’΅πŸ’ΆπŸ’Έ nawa oh!🀣🀣

Make I no mention names🚢🏾🚢🏾🚢🏾🚢🏾

2. *Madam please stop lying* *on the bed like a* *log of wood. Give oga* *doggy and cow girl with* *good moaning and* *screaming let your* *neighbor see you in* *the morning and* *smile because your* *moaning was fantasticπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ.* πŸŒπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸŒπŸŒπŸŒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

It’s freaky fridayπŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»

3. *Do you know that when the FUCK is sweet, the two breast will clap for u, mostly when you go through the back door*

*freaky Friday thing* πŸ˜œπŸƒπŸƒπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

4. Man offers drink to a woman.
Woman: No thanks, I don’t take whisky. it’s bad for my legs!
Man: legs? Thats strange, do they swell or hurt?
Woman: No, they open easily!!!πŸ™…πŸ€¦
πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡

5. HER: Hey baby today is cold πŸ₯Ά
ME: Open the Bible search for the chapter of the burning bush and sit besides Moses πŸ’”πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚

Categories: UTV JOKES/COMEDY

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