
1. *I havenโt been so lucky, anytime i meet a lady,*
*its either her rent has expired or*
*her birthday is next week ๐ฉ*
But why?
๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
๐ฎ
2. *Some girls have been cooking for their guys for 7yrs now and the only assurance they get is “my mom said I should greet you”*
And you are still there?๐ฃ๐ฃ
3. There won’t be any comic post today, if you want to be sad, na you sabi
No be me do you
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
4. Shout out to those girls that stopped talking to us because we refused to send them transport money,
Mbanu we no go send
๐๐๐๐
5. Somebody said
Dating a slim girl is like magnet
Even if you break-up with her, breeze will still bring her back to you
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
6. I’m a Lion…
I’m a Lion…
Roarrrrrr!!!
A Lion go chop ur cow&give him pikin ur goat make him chop.
Dem dey pay to see me,
but your cow and goat dey waka anyhow for street.
No matter how hungry catch me,
I no fit chop grass
Cos me I be high class๐๐๐๐
7. You are owing people money and you are now using face mask to hide your face
๐ท๐ท
You think we won’t recognize your forehead abi
๐๐๐๐
8. You’re broke and you are arrogant
What exactly is sponsoring ur pride๐๐
9. I almost fell inside gutter today when I saw a baby sucking his mother’s breast with meat pie๐๐๐
10. Bro can ur girlfriend differentiate between PUSH and PULL abi love is blind๐๐๐
Categories: UTV JOKES/COMEDY