UTV JOKES : Breakfast Memes ๐Ÿ˜

1. *I havenโ€™t been so lucky, anytime i meet a lady,*
*its either her rent has expired or*
*her birthday is next week ๐Ÿ˜ฉ*

But why?
๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
๐Ÿ‘ฎ

2. *Some girls have been cooking for their guys for 7yrs now and the only assurance they get is “my mom said I should greet you”*

And you are still there?๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

3. There won’t be any comic post today, if you want to be sad, na you sabi
No be me do you
๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

4. Shout out to those girls that stopped talking to us because we refused to send them transport money,
Mbanu we no go send
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

5. Somebody said
Dating a slim girl is like magnet
Even if you break-up with her, breeze will still bring her back to you
๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

6. I’m a Lion…
I’m a Lion…
Roarrrrrr!!!
A Lion go chop ur cow&give him pikin ur goat make him chop.
Dem dey pay to see me,
but your cow and goat dey waka anyhow for street.
No matter how hungry catch me,
I no fit chop grass
Cos me I be high class๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

7. You are owing people money and you are now using face mask to hide your face
๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท
You think we won’t recognize your forehead abi
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

8. You’re broke and you are arrogant
What exactly is sponsoring ur pride๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜

9. I almost fell inside gutter today when I saw a baby sucking his mother’s breast with meat pie๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10. Bro can ur girlfriend differentiate between PUSH and PULL abi love is blind๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’

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