UTV JOKES : Make Your Day With This

Me::please give me garri๐Ÿš
Tope::i can’t my mummy has counted
it๐Ÿ™„
Me:Ahh๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Have you ever trekked so much
That your shadow left you and entered
Keke๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Wickedness is when u know that
u will not marry her but u dated her
For 5years, bro even if you make heaven
U will not see God๐Ÿ‘Œ

What ever you are doing in dis life
.don’t ever fry plantain b4 cooking rice
Don’t say i didn’t warn u oo
E get y..๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ญ

Did you know that if you sleep from morning up to lunch time, you will save money which you would have used for breakfast๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

_Sense no go kee me๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ_

No matter how funny you are you can never make a goat laugh That animal get mind eh.๐Ÿ˜‚

The devil is such a hard worker. Once you say no more fornication one babe will just text you…


“you dey house”๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ


And to lie again say you no dey house na still sin.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Girls will go through their boyfriends phone and see nothing but still be mad!!๐Ÿ™

They will be like, “you deleted everything” ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

*When you want to charge your phone at a football viewing center and you mistakenly unplug the DSTV cable during penalty shoot out….*

*That is the moment you will remember your mum used to tell you that your phone will kill you one day! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚*

*If your girlfriend post ur picture on social media my brother u are very lucky, most of us stay on gallery no matter what* ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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